Send in your fan mail, include a picture, and if it's interesting enough,
I'll post it.

Fans take the plunge!
...And some find themselves a bit over their heads.

Earlier this month I received an email from Captain Sensible, a band member of

I have loved this band since I first discovered punk rock in the mid eighties. I was blown away to find out that they were fans of mine.

Hi there

Well, I can see you're a man after me own heart and no mistake... love the site - it needs to be said. I should know - they tried real hard to turn me into a catholic.

I play in a punk band called the Damned who tour the states occasionally and have just recorded a record for Nitro (of LA). This will come out on Aug 21st I believe and contains a song you might be interested in called Amen... which kicks the churches arses good and proper.

The Damned website is located here. would you mind if we linked to your dress up jesus page? I think our audience might like that!

Cheers for now -
Capn S

Here are some gorgeous girls who made my day.
All actual photos, real stories and love. Lots of love.

Where do I start? Probably at your transcript of the Mancow radio show. I'm a teenager from the hick region of the Chicago suburbs and my crackhead bus driver (not just and empty insult, he really smokes crack.) adores Q101 and of course, Mancow in the Morning. So everyday I have to listen to his "Hey mother fuckers, we have a special guest today. We'll be using our same five insults that we use everyday to give the Iowa Guys of the world a big fucking laugh!" Glad to see that you stood up to him and obviously gave him a hard time. Boo-ya.

Enjoyed your site immensely. My next-door neighbor...named Bob Smith, of all a major Christian who told my five-year old sister she was going to burn in the eternal lake of fire because she wasn't baptized. I printed out the ballet Jesus and taped it to his door. Can't wait until he sees it.

Thanks for the valuable web resource. Long live By the way, nice hair.

Your fan,

Haha! Thats fucking awesome! You did a really great job designing that site! For real, how long have you been doing web/graphic design? I thought your shit was funny as fuck. I personally don't like 'religious-type' topics, but your pages were VERY creative and intresting, it made me want to read on, and yea, which is rare on a 'funny-type' website.

I have just started the last 4 or so months, and am kinda on the line with it, cuz I have to sell websites to make money to live, and yet study to be able to design them at the same time, which is kinda tricky. Anyway, any tips you might have would be greatly appreciated!


Let me first say that your site has brought me much happiness during this horrible week of finals...& all of my friends love it as well...dressing up jesus in bright red pumps and a sundress has really put me in the holiday spirit!

Anyway, it's always nice to see something unique/creative while i'm away at college [purdue university = some kind of insane conservative hell] and missing home [chicago]. so...have a great day and remember: jesus is the reason for the season !

I love your hair..... and i offer you a lovely picture of my nipple piercings...aren't they cute?




Back in April, featured a contest that shook the moral and spiritual beliefs of our friends in Greece. The entries have been tallied and the judges have made their (my) decision. I proudly present the...

Live in Greece Retort Contest results!

This contest pitted the evil anti-Bob Greek underworld against my fans, challenging them to come up with quality retorts for the strong arguements posed. There were many entries (20 or so) and not all of them were triumphant but each one... well... before I start handing out ribbons let's take a look at some of the shenanigans that transpired.

The original email - Letter #4




Can you bring me 2 gyros, one with skordalia sauce, and the other with Italian dressing? Can you have Dikefal deliver them? He is very skilled at felatio. Oh also, a side of buffalo wings.


First of all there is no such thing as scordalia sauce. On the other hand it's fellatio with a double " l " . As for the rest I am once more convinced that you are a big fucking prick that cannot have a personality of his own and has to use as an alibi the name of the one and only Jesus.

Happy fantasies sucker

What about the buffalo wings, you sell those, right?


I really don't know what you are talking about.
Anyway Happy Hunting


This one ran a bit long bit it got a laugh out of me.

The original email - Letter #5


Sakellarois Athanasi

Whereas I'm sure bob Smith has had intercourse with your mother, and I can see how this would incite you to write him hate mail, I'm more disturbed by another part of your email.

When I was in college, we had "Tolerance Day" in Student Life class. It was supposed to teach us to be tolerant of other cultures and people, but especially homosexuals. A gay man got in front of the class and asked us some names we would call gay people. Most people yelled "fag" or "homo" or whatever. I, with my knowledge of Grecian history, shouted "Greek!" This caused a small argument and ultimately the gay man thought I said "Geek," which was dissapointing. Anyway the argument went something like the greek kid behind me kicked me in the head, and the kid next to me said "Well, it's true..." Then the greek kid behind me got even angrier. I figured the anger was due to Greek society evolving past the anal sex with young men phase. I've gone through many a year thinking that, too. I'm now beginning to realize that perhaps I was wrong. Your statement, in fact, expresses your desire to have anal sex with Bob Smith. And in fact your anger, as well as the anger of the greek boy in my class, is probably directed at the repeated refusal of said ass sex.

In closing I'd like to commend you on your coming out of the closet and being proud of your heritage. It's good to have pride in who you are and where you live!



Second Place goes to Peter G. who not only entered the foulest of retorts but sent it to the wrong guy... Me! I'm not sure who it was intended for but I don't think that really matters.
Take a look.

You enema, you dipshit, you scum, your herpes infected priest is a molested rubbish eater

Peter G.

Ha ha! You're only right on 2 of those! I AM the cleansing enema of truth, flushing away an accumulation of old ideas and outdated tales.

...and my Priest had Herpes. It slipped out during a sermon.

Normal Bob

I'm a total atheist. I fucked up when I tried to enter your competition. That insult was ment for the greek guys. I live in Ireland and I totally hate the way the catholic church have so much influence here.

I'm your biggest fan,
Peter G.

Oh, Sorry. I'll enter you into the contest.
But I still consider myself the cleansing enema of truth.

Normal Bob


First Place goes to Blake McDonald with the shortest entry but easily my favorite (and my brother's as well).

The original email - Letter #2

you are a idiot and blashimian. i want too kick your ash. jesus panish you and you are curst.

Xaris Papargyriou

NO! You're a blashimian panish cust!



Congratulations Blake! You will be the first to see the New Jesus Dress Up (as soon as I make it, gimme a week or so) and rest assured that this cracked me up.
Thank you every one for your entries, your participation was appreciated.