CURRENT JOB LOAD STATUS BAR FOR NORMAL BOB SMITH DESIGN NEW YORK
DEAD
HELP! Religious people give their god credit when I'm this low on jobs! Throw me something, quick!
SLOW
Definitely contact me with work. I have one or two things going on, but that's never enough.
STEADY
Steady's fine, but it's not good enough. Bog me down. Go ahead.
I dare you.
BUSY
Now this is what I like! Help keep me here. Let's make this a flood.
FRANTIC
I may be hella busy, but that doesn't mean I don't have rent to pay next month too. Email me!



I am an artist for hire.
My specialties include (but not limited to) custom dressup style games, digital cartooning of irreverent ideas, and most anything of a comedic nature. My favorite projects are high fashion pop culture topics, of course almost anything that could be described as "erotic," "sexy" or "filthy," and assignments which allow for my artistic interpretation with minimal guidelines. But I also take direction very well and am easy to work with if your end product is completely thought through. Also, I've no aversion whatsoever to kid-friendly jobs.

My creativity is at your disposal. I have over 15 years experience manifesting recognized content for the web & marketplace. I truly enjoy brainstorming unfinished ideas so they can be as original and functional on today's internet as humanly possible.

You can easily reach me at bob@normalbob.com. I'm happy to give quotes for whatever you have in mind. If you're in New York we can even meet to discuss it one on one.

• When hiring me for a project, you will in no way be linked or associated with my site unless you specifically request it. I acknowledge concerns that clients may have with my public persona, therefore, all precautions are taken to ensure their anonymity.

I appreciate your consideration and look forward to creating your next project!




Image from YolandiDressup.com