As you'll soon discover, Tits loves money. 7 cents, 12 cents, 50 cents. You start talking about anything and Tits will find a reason to tell you how much money he's got. And if you think you've got some of that money, he's got even more. So much more that he's got the biggest room in Manhattan to sleep in!

Ladies and gentlemen, Tits!

Everyone's been asking, "Where's Inna?"
Well, rumor has it that she, the Queen of the Scene, after almost a year in LA, has returned to the Big Apple.

This is a photo Day Day took as evidence that she's A-okay.

She has yet to come say hi to the Square, but just having her back in the city is A-okay with me.

No joke. Occupy Union has pretty much become the neighborhood body dump. It's not so bad yet that you can't get around or step over the pile of torsos and limbs. I've been told however that if the rotten ones at the bottom start attracting rats the city will issue OWS Industrial Corp & Assoc. a citation.

Morgan's got a new dog, Shameless, and as it turns out Shameless is just the distraction Morgan needs.

No one can clear out the park like the Russian Drunk.

I've gotten many requests over the last several years to post this guy on the site. It was only last week I got courage enough to get within smelling distance of him to do so.

You better say it was worth it.

You may think that after the Preppy Peeper's appearance on Inside Edition last year that he's stopped hanging around the park. Not so. He's just spending less time at the steps and more time in the garden.

Speaking of Peepers, the Cigar Peepers (who now seems to have taken a liking to chewy sticks) made it to the Postcard this year! But he's no half as excited about it as Shaggy.

For years the people of Union have gotten a postcard and exclaim, "Where's Delicious?!? He's here more than anybody!"

I always respond, "Precious hasn't ever done anything retarded at the park that I could film and profit off of, so the fucker can't be on the card, god dammit!"

Well as it turns out, this year Precious crossed the 5 year mark that a Park Rat's gotta cross to get on the card just for being an un-annoying regular.

Tits seems to be making quite an impression on everybody. This guy was super fucking pissed at Tits for snitching on him for smokin weed at Zuccotti Park in 2011. Tits not only admitted to it, but is proud about it.

I'm thinking if Tits isn't just a little more careful, the parks going to make an impression on him, in the region of his forehead.

Examine his "unique" fighting style. It's almost hypnotizing, and from what I can tell, effective!